Word reaches Clumpany Towers that as part of their ongoing mission to live in peace, harmony and solidarity with the rest of Scottish football, and in an attempt to rescue their season, Sevco have been thinking of making a huge sacrifice. A sacrifice which would be difficult and painful.
They are thinking of giving up pretending to be Rangers for Lent! Chocolate, alcohol and the issuing of lengthy Moon-howling statements were all considered for the ‘self-denial’ treatment, but ruled out as being impractical.
A Sevco source told The Clumpany, “Have you see the state of us? Third in the league, out of one Cup, without a manager or chief scout, with a temporary guy in charge who looks less happy and ‘in control’ than Kenny McDowall did.”
The source continued, “Europe could be slipping away from us, we are surviving on loans from directors, the fans swallowed the…
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